1. Award yourself 2 pts. if there are 3 bbq restaurants in the Eastern portion of the state you are willing to detour >30 minutes to eat in.
2. Award yourself 2 pts if you knwo what restaurant in Wilson, NC had the state's best milkshake before changing ownership?
3. What days during the week does Ken's serve BBQ? 2 pts.
4. What time does the day after Christmas sale begin in Neuse Sport Shop. 2 pts
5. What does CPIC stand for? 4 pts.
6. Please complete the following sentance......We will make buying, a new or used car, truck, or van so........2 pts.
7. When was the last time you saw Walt Crayton? If it is greater than 1 year, then you receive no points.
8. Tell me about your first CHAPS experience. If you dont have one then you dont get points for this question.
9. How many days of school did you miss for Floyd in '00? If it is less than 2 weeks, you aint from Eastern NC and get no points.
10. On the last day of your senior year of high school, if you had to get in touch with a volunteer firefighter, could you have done it in under 60 secs? If the answer is no, then you might as well be from Greensboro. Otherwise, 2 pts.
11. Is it common from you to drive from your home to Carteret County and back in one day? Examples - just for 1 meal, to go to a boatyard, to buy better seafood, or to just say hey to someone. 2 pts.
12. You receive no points if your topsiders have only stepped over the covering boards of a '28 Carolina Classic, show boat on the hard at a Big Rock Captains party, or center console at the Raleigh Boat show, I dont care how worn in or destroyed they appear, the same goes for your rainbows you bought at Outdoor Prov Co in Cameron Village.
13. Going to shack on the 4th doesnt mean you know anything about ENC, this awards you no points.
14. Deduct 2 pts if you are a member of the Coral Bay Club, add 2 pts if you have won a game of bingo there more than once while not being a member.
15. Add 2 more points if you ever knew anyone's member number for the snack bar at the Coral Bay Club, and have downed Mountain Dews and Snickers while playing ping pong.
16. If you have developed an immunity to Pfisteria award yourself 1 pt.
17. If draw a close relationship between selling crab pots and righ wing political activism award yourself 1 pt. *hint - HWY 70 E of New Bern*
18. Is a highway overpass the steepest place to sled on 1.5 inches of snow in your county? 1pt.
19. Was your first concert at Ziggy's by the Sea.? 1 pt
20. How many syllables do you think are in the word Williamston? Correct answer 2 - Wium-stun. 1pt
21. No points are awarded for NC Seafood Festival, Calcutta Bait, Guy Harvey, or Sanitary Fish Market T shirts, unless they have blood on them from a slain dear, fallen mallard, or gaffed wahoo. Otherwise 1pt each.
22. Do you know what an Andy's special is? Do you think that orangeaid is oversized? 2pts.
23. Were you ever black flagged and removed from the go kart track when The Circle was still The Circle? 100 pts, treat yourself to a Big Oak shrimp Burger, if you dont know what that is, give back the 100 pts.
24. Did you ever play in the arcade at Atlantic Station in a month that wasnt June, July, or August? Before it was Outer Banks Outfitters? A place to buy your new set of topsiders, marlin belt, croakies, and cost del mar for the summer. 2 pts.
25. Have you ever ridden shotgun while your friend was making deliveries for Island Pizza? What aforementioned eatery did Island Pizza share a roof with? Only award yourself a point if both questions are answered correctly.
26. Routinely sockless in church? In November? at a wedding? at your own wedding? 1 pt. each.
27. Know what a Bimini Twist is? Can you tie it? 5 pts.
28. Did you ever drive home via Emerald Isle instead of AB just cus its a lil more laid back drive? 1pt.
29. Award yourself 1pt if you personally know any women named - Wanda, Brenda, or Kaye.
30. Do you know where on the dial to find Steve Hardy's original Beach Party? Do you think there is a better way to drive home on Sunday night? (there isnt) Only award yourself a point if both questions are answered correctly, take back the point if you didnt know that it comes on on Sunday evenings.
31. Who is T Bird? What kind of party is it? (Its a shag party). Award yourself 1 pt only if you knew both answers.
32. Have you ever heard your father say, I swany, grinds my gears, burns me up, right up under me, or man thats some good tea!? 1 pt for each phrase.
33. Was that really Deacon Jones´ house? Did you know he passed? 1 pt each.
Geography Bonus Questions - Identify which of these are false names of ENC towns: Scotland Neck, Great Dismal Swamp, Skinner's Bypass, Little Baltimore, Coinjock, Hookerton, Republican, Perfection, Browntown Crossroads, Bucklesberry, Eureka, Mar-Mac, Crockers Nub, Spiveys Corner, Overshot, Farmlife, Frying Pan.......(Trick Question they all exist)
Award yourself 1 pt for each of the following towns you have been to more than once - Ahoskie, Enfield, Pink Hill, Tick Bite, Hobgood, Chocowinity, Maysville, Bayboro, Farmville, Maury, Conetoe
Note - You automatically receive a passing grade if you have ever dated a girl from any of the above towns, or taken one to a Christmas Dance, Sweet 16 party, or Prom.....God bless you.
Quiz brought to you by the Eastern North Carolina Bats, Beast of the East soccer tournament, Brinson Basketball League, 8 man football, Camp Bryan, Core Sound Decoy Association, Reggie Fountain II, III, and IV, and the Global Transpark.
If you can not accumlate 40 pts. on this quiz you are not from Eastern North Carolina and all Jarrett Bay stickers or board racks should be taken off of your SUV immediately.
